I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I check here almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe this just occurred. It's so crazy, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?